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You'd think dentists would always be looking for a great consultant to help them improve their businesses, dental practices and such they want to succeed with much. Yes, using me as an example is hardly fair, it's mostly unfair, me being one of the better anglers of our good natured ribbing.
Let's say some of the consultant type apples be bad in the barrel. Monkey's your uncle festering and rotting like, well, apples in a barrel. O'pun it may be (actually is) but we can only know what we know (or link to).
Dental Consultants are not magicians, even though I've taken some online classes, and now have a magic card schtick certificate. Luckily, the Certificate Mill Around the Net and Loiter A Lot iFone iHop Skip and Pump Me for Money International Group from the Corny Chex Republic provided an option, finishing the classes or paying more for it now.
Choosing the better anglers of my nature choice meant I get to do this writing gig more or less, so well, isn't that Yahoo, Googly. Tweetie. Face Boo... cool!
Therefore, I am able to post a magician's certificate online like a real professional dental magician consultant (that isn't one). But my point is, many dental consultants don't have my talents for developing very professional excuses for my inactions, which makes the other ones seem less trustworthy. I'm feel sad :-( for them.
For that reason, I am trying to make it up, as I go, for them.
While I'm sure all the other consultants in my sphere of nuisance and imprudence appreciate me jumping in with my transitory allegory yet obfuscatory meanderings somewhat accusatory, especially the cadre of independent consultants at the Northern Dental Alliance, I want to say (after I take a breath) that praise, parading and candy throwing ceremonies can be all planned later, when I can finally float my own escape goat out of this compound fracturing of sentence super dupe err structuring.
Gosh, I'm tired now.
So onto...
ANNOUNCING!
The winner of surviving Part 5 who receives an honorary Dental Magician Consultant Certificate, copy job of mine.††FYI: Basically, this certificate 'copy' (very scary quotes) will be from my inkjet fax machine, combo VCR and 8-track tape play error, which has very a low ink reservoir. That's because no one sells these cartridges anymore, and that means the unofficial seal of approval on your certificate (you've only virtually gotten) will be hard to pawn off, if it was at all possible in the first place.Part 4: Niche Dental Google Plus
#Dental consultants of many stripes, plaids, and print patterns are people too. (Actually, plaids, we're not so sure.)
<< The realistic NDA members story here: >>
#Dentists who know #consultants know this about consultants: Like what I usually say to dentists, "Getting to know a consultant will help you, at least, know that one consultant is very likely human or in-human form."
The problem is (and I like to deal with reality through a virtual avatar consultant platform) I cannot vouch that every single consultant that works with dentists is a sentient being. Most of the consultants I know through my virtual experiences are email sentient beings.
On second thought (and sometimes I got that far into my mind) a lot of the consultants I know come from Texas City Limits, Minnesota. This means there is a good chance many consultants could have a background in a Spam dex-knows mobile or traditional format.
Thankfully, I won't even bring it up in mixed companies, because Homer El Cid, the big #amalgam of #tooth seekers, may sue me any day now, again. The restraining odor is, reeking crazy, but this is what it decrees, I am not suppose to use their name in this vein. This was virtually codified many years ago...
OMG! Is that El Cid and his Homeric Clandestine at the door?!
Whew... It's just Moses Karl Malden Malone, the Don't Leave my Home Without my American Postal Express Mail, mailman.
To underscore what I have been saying about dental consultants, it makes sense for me now to make sense of where this is actually going. And what the mailing address possibly be.
Fair? Fare? Will you be able to make cents? OK. Moving on.
In reality, you won't be mislead by the Northern Dental Alliance and its membership, who are independent businesses (and thinkers, who can actually go beyond a 2nd thought) who work as a group to learn how to assist dentists in achieving more and more success!
http://www.northerndentalalliance.com/about/members/
Part 3: Facebook.com/NicheDental
Everything Northern Dental Alliance member and independent consultants, businesses and providers know about running a successful dental practice is found in the brain of many more people than me. While this may sound ridiculous, I can't know everything, no matter what I say to myself each day, every minute, right now.
Therefore, I suggest you talk to one of the NDA members, they might even say, they probably (I imagine, for effect) know quite a bit more about their professions than myself.
As a marketer, I have the potential to think I know more about their subject, but I always hold back to give other people a chance... Well, and to find another way in the door, because of inflation adjusted individuals like myself and many of the bobble-heads I have seen in the back window of vehicles I tailgate.
I do that, the tailgating part, because I forswear their bobbing is egging me in my face, to untoward goad stage and ribbing phage, which detours my angling management.
Before I extend this beyond the idiom of a five gallon pail, I want to introduce my 9 co-members of the NDA:
> Gayle, dental practice management, team training
> Leanne, OSHA dental regulations, hazardous waste/Infection control compliance training
> Jen, banking services, equipment/real estate financing
> Rick, dentists financial advisor, tax planner
> L. Richard, construction, remodeling of dentists' offices
> Jenna, full dentistry laboratory services, hands on courses
> Kim, dental staffing, dentist recruitment
> Casey, office technologies, software, hardware, online support, servicing, sales
> Charlie, dentists retirement, cash balance plans, 401k(s)
Part 2: LinkedIn* Niche Dental
Stretching premises: My forte. Fifth play. Tenth food tray.
(Almost lunch~ain't it?)
Yet, in this case, I hope to bring you ONLY the truth... as well as various asides & appetizers, which may influence you improperly, but fill you with fleeting incredulous joy from sub par baked Panera wry breaded meanders. Plus potato Chipotle off the old sand wedges.
As a professional marketer person (in training) and obtuse thinker (inane winging) with Northern Dental Alliance, I was impelled to target this little birdie tweet:
Part 1: Twitter.com/NicheDental
How can one organization do so much for #dentists? Have a culture reaching in multiple disciplines~more than any other?
http://www.northerndentalalliance.com/about/members/
Posted, written, edited, message massaged
(Virtual Ending #1, happened on LinkIn)
By
Richard Chwalek
http://NicheDental.com
Co-founder, and member of the Northern Dental Alliance Yes, Me, myself and I am! See...
http://www.northerndentalalliance.com/about/niche-dental/
Besides Twitter also follow/join me on:
http://pinterest.com/nichedental/
Squidoo
http://www.squidoo.com/lensmasters/nichedental
Google Plus
http://tinyurl.com/NicheDental-Gplus
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*Part 2: LinkedIn
http://www.linkedin.com/in/chwaleknichedentalmarketing
Above link goes to my public page:
Direct Link to Story Requires connecting to me on LinkedIn, so not available here.
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(More Real but still Virtual Ending #2, happened here.)
By this Dental Marketing Connective Communication© Consultant...
Richard Chwalek
NicheDental.com
Also on Squidoo
- Call 1+888.380.0020 and schedule a consultation with my Co-consultant Oli Gonsalves.
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